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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:42
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No, not a chance
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
As an inmate did you have to live alongside a bully for your whole sentence?
No way
No go.
Everyone loved it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
How do I write a book and sell it?
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?